GrillMyProfile
Get grilled.
Get hired.
Drop your LinkedIn PDF or paste the text. In about 30 seconds you get a Profile Score out of 100, a roast you'll want to share, and the three things costing you interviews. Paste the job you want and the whole thing is aimed at it.
Drop your LinkedIn PDF here
or click to choose a file · PDF only · up to 5 MB and 6 pages
No email needed. We delete your file immediately. Only the text is read, and it's gone within 24 hours.
What a score looks like
Three example profiles. Yours is probably somewhere in between.
- The Buzzword Buffet31/100
- Headline5/25
- About7/25
- Experience12/30
- Clarity7/20
“Your headline has six nouns and no verb. It's not a title, it's a word cloud.”
- The Duty List58/100
- Headline16/25
- About13/25
- Experience17/30
- Clarity12/20
“Responsible for managing appears four times. We get it. You were there.”
- Almost There84/100
- Headline22/25
- About21/25
- Experience25/30
- Clarity16/20
“Numbers everywhere, which is great. Now tell us what you actually want next.”
How it works
- 1
Drop your PDF, or paste the text
On LinkedIn, open the More menu and choose Save to PDF. On a phone, just copy your profile and paste it. A resume works too.
- 2
Add the job you want (optional)
Paste the posting and your score, roast and fixes are aimed at that job, not at LinkedIn in general.
- 3
Roasted, then promoted
Score and roast are free. The $19 Fix Pack rewrites the weak parts and writes your next 5 posts. Score goes up or your money back.
Roasted, then promoted.
The roast is free. The Fix Pack is $19, one time, and it's the finished profile, not a hint.
- 3 headline options a hiring manager would click
- A rewritten About section with a hook and real results
- Every experience bullet rewritten around outcomes
- 5 ready-to-post LinkedIn updates in your voice
- A PDF of all of it, by email, yours to keep
Score goes up or your money back. Re-upload after the fixes and watch it climb.
Questions
Is it really free?
Yes. The score, the roast and the share card cost nothing. Only the Fix Pack, which rewrites your profile, is $19 one time. No subscription.
What happens to my file?
We extract the text and delete the PDF immediately. The text and your results are kept for 24 hours so your link works, then deleted. Paid Fix Packs are kept 30 days so you can come back to them.
Will the roast be mean?
Sharp, not cruel. It roasts the writing, never the person: nothing about appearance, age, background, health or gaps in your history. Every roast passes a safety check before you see it.
What is in the Fix Pack?
Three new headlines, a rewritten About section, your experience bullets rewritten with results, and five ready-to-post LinkedIn updates. Delivered on screen and by email as a PDF. If you pasted a job posting, all of it is written for that job.
What is the score-goes-up guarantee?
Apply the fixes, then use the re-check link on your results page to upload the new version. If your score isn't higher than before, write to support within 14 days and we refund the $19.
What does pasting a job posting do?
The score judges your profile against that job, the roast goes after the gap between what the posting asks for and what you show, and the Fix Pack rewrites everything to make the case for that role. Skip it and you get a general LinkedIn review.
Do you scrape LinkedIn?
No. You upload the PDF LinkedIn makes for you. We never log in to LinkedIn or visit your profile.
How is the score calculated?
Headline (25), About (25), Experience (30) and Clarity (20). The same profile with the same target job gets the same score every time, so you can re-upload after edits and see the difference.
Ready?
Scroll up and drop your PDF or paste your text, or read how we handle your data first.